darael:

luxmendax:

the world is heavy
but your bones
(just a cubic inch)
can hold 19,000 lbs

ounce for ounce
they are stronger than steel

atom for atom
you are more precious than diamond

and stars have died
so that you may live

you need to remember these things
when you say that you are weak
and worthless

Ounce for ounce, my bones are stronger than steel. Think how many good things could be done if I wasn’t selfishly tying them up in meat.

Stars have died, that I may live. What a waste.

Stars have died. You have lived. And only one of those two things has probably supported life as we know it; not just thy own but others.

As for bone, there’s plenty of bone we can use if we want, and still have thee making the world a better place.

Anonymous said: So, if boobs aren't sex organs like all you feminists claim, then what's wrong with commenting on them? If you have purple hair, I'm going to mention it! If you have giant boobs, I'm going to mention it! If they're not sexual, then what's your problem?

drhenryj3kyll:

raithne:

iridessence:

okcreepsters:

bagelstripper:

okcreepsters:

Translation: I don’t understand the difference between sex organs and secondary sex characteristics, nor do I understand how society has coded certain secondary sex characteristics to be sexual while others are left “neutral.” I also don’t understand how I am drawing a false equivalency between hair and breasts, as only one has been sexualized within Western cultures, and I’m really desperate to justify my own obsession with sexually harassing women.

Now they are secondary sex characteristics? Are we just going to keep on making up words until men aren’t allowed to look at women?

Feminists didn’t make up the term “secondary sex characteristics” to shame men for looking at women. It’s a scientific term for features that appear when a person or any other animal has reached sexual maturity. Here’s the wikipedia article since you were unable to look it up yourself. 

People are of course allowed to appreciate others’ bodies. What is not acceptable is sending objectifying messages to a total stranger about the way their body looks. 

Why is this so fucking difficult?

are you fucking telling me people don’t know about secondary sex characteristics? are you fucking telling me that people havent had basic primary school concepts taught to them? what the actual fuck.

Translation: ‘I have no idea how logic or biology work’

BIOLOGY IS A TOOL OF THE MATRIARCHY

IF BIOLOGY HAD ANY SENSE OF EQUALITY WHY IS IT THAT I, A MAN WHO CAN’T GET LAID?

Damn feminists… infecting the menz with a sense of rational biological classification… secretly tricking nineteenth-century misogynists with their feminist agenda… damn science-using wimmenz with their reason and their taxonomy and their logic… where did they learn this witchcraft? what man taught these harridans speech?

*sips mountain dew, hides face under trilby, descends into irritable mutterings*

feminism SCIENCE! it's actually witchcraft you know you can tell because biological diagrams of me totally missed out my trademark fedora CANNOT BE ACCURATE pfft secondary sexual characteristics what am? clearly a tool of the misandrist matriarchy and their vice-like grip on the scientific establishment seriously though what i love about this is the idea that only humans have secondary sexual characteristics liiiiike... this guy must have a lot of trouble birdwatching and i really hope he doesn't work on a farm because can you imagine the difficulty he would have with cattle? SORRY MR BULL NO HOMO I SWEAR

dropkicks:

thedreadvampy:

jasper-the-friendly-punk:

exgynocraticgrrl:

Malcolm X: Our History Was Destroyed By Slavery 

on March 17, 1963 in Chicago.

He was born Malcolm Little

I sort of feel like putting that information on this photoset is sort of missing the point????????

yeah no that’s super fucking disrespectful at best, and at worst flagrantly flying in the face of malcolm x’s words and actions

wizardgalebjd said: I'm sure Shakespeare would be rolling in his grave if I didn't already think he was off making amaze plays in the after life. There are a lot of "Shakespeare vampire/zombie/future/science fiction or fantasy/past" stuff and I really hate it. He was a real person, not a Gery-sue OOC muse.

marysueproblems:

I’m a little excited to see how awful he’s going to be in this book.

I can’t be the only one who thinks Shakespeare would find terrible fictionalised versions of his life a total hoot. Can I?

(meanwhile Kit Marlowe and Ben Jonson are sat in the corner of the afterlife-bar torn between sulking because Will got all these books about fighting zombies and shit and they didn’t, or laughing along because holy shit this is hilarious Will look look what a tosspot they think thee)

shakespeare seriously all three of them seem like they had one hell of a sense of humour and would take this in good part (although i suspect kit would not take it in good part if the book actually was about him) (jonson would. nobody who wrote bartholemew fair could possibly not find shit like this funny)

  • 1) Sexuality?
  • 2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
  • 3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.
  • 4) What do you think about most?
  • 5) What does your latest text message from someone else say?
  • 6) Do you sleep with or without clothes on?
  • 7) What's your strangest talent?
  • 8) Girls.... (finish the sentence); Boys.... (finish the sentence)
  • 9) Ever had a poem or song written about you?
  • 10) When is the last time you played the air guitar?
  • 11) Do you have any strange phobias?
  • 12) Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
  • 13) What's your religion?
  • 14) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?
  • 15) Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
  • 16) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?
  • 17) What was the last lie you told?
  • 18) Do you believe in karma?
  • 19) What does your URL mean?
  • 20) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?
  • 21) Who is your celebrity crush?
  • 22) Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
  • 23) How do you vent your anger?
  • 24) Do you have a collection of anything?
  • 25) Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
  • 26) Are you happy with the person you've become?
  • 27) What's a sound you hate; sound you love?
  • 28) What's your biggest "what if"?
  • 29) Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
  • 30) Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.
  • 31) Smell the air. What do you smell?
  • 32) What's the worst place you have ever been to?
  • 33) Choose East Coast or West Coast?
  • 34) Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?
  • 35) To you, what is the meaning of life?
  • 36) Define Art.
  • 37) Do you believe in luck?
  • 38) What's the weather like right now?
  • 39) What time is it?
  • 40) Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?
  • 41) What was the last book you read?
  • 42) Do you like the smell of gasoline?
  • 43) Do you have any nicknames?
  • 44) What was the last movie you saw?
  • 45) What's the worst injury you've ever had?
  • 46) Have you ever caught a butterfly?
  • 47) Do you have any obsessions right now?
  • 48) What's your sexual orientation?
  • 49) Ever had a rumor spread about you?
  • 50) Do you believe in magic?
  • 51) Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?
  • 52) What is your astrological sign?
  • 53) Do you save money or spend it?
  • 54) What's the last thing you purchased?
  • 55) Love or lust?
  • 56) In a relationship?
  • 57) How many relationships have you had?
  • 58) Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
  • 59) Where were you yesterday?
  • 60) Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
  • 61) Are you wearing socks right now?
  • 62) What's your favorite animal?
  • 63) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?
  • 64) Where is your best friend?
  • 65) Spit or swallow?(;
  • 66) What is your heritage?
  • 67) What were you doing last night at 12 AM?
  • 68) What do you think is Satan's last name?
  • 69) Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?
  • 70) Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?
  • 71) You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?
  • 72) You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?
  • 73) You can only have one of these things; trust or love.
  • 74) What's a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?
  • 75) What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?
  • 76) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?
  • 77) How can I win your heart?
  • 78) Can insanity bring on more creativity?
  • 79) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?
  • 80) What size shoes do you wear?
  • 81) What would you want to be written on your tombstone?
  • 82) What is your favorite word?
  • 83) Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart.
  • 84) What is a saying you say a lot?
  • 85) What's the last song you listened to?
  • 86) Basic question; what's your favorite color/colors?
  • 87) What is your current desktop picture?
  • 88) If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?
  • 89) What would be a question you'd be afraid to tell the truth on?
  • 90) One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?
  • 91) You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?
  • 92) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
  • 93) You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
  • 94) You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?
  • 95) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
  • 96) Do you have any relatives in jail?
  • 97) Have you ever thrown up in the car?
  • 98) Ever been on a plane?
  • 99) If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?

going to bed now so ask and i'll answer in the morning

justice4mikebrown:

(via ladyshinga)

ferguson

darael:


northcentralpositronics:

whereintheworldisalyssa:

swagbat:

i want to meet him

$50 says he’s from aberdeen

He better not be. I mean, Aberdeen seagulls with access to the internet is a concept that will haunt my nightmares.

My life savings says he’s not from Aberdeen, if he’s 50km away from somebody on (or roaming onto) Telstra (which is an Australian telco).


He could be on his gap year. Don’t judge the gull.

darael:

northcentralpositronics:

whereintheworldisalyssa:

swagbat:

i want to meet him

$50 says he’s from aberdeen

He better not be. I mean, Aberdeen seagulls with access to the internet is a concept that will haunt my nightmares.

My life savings says he’s not from Aberdeen, if he’s 50km away from somebody on (or roaming onto) Telstra (which is an Australian telco).

He could be on his gap year. Don’t judge the gull.

whereintheworldisalyssa:

swagbat:

i want to meet him

$50 says he’s from aberdeen

He better not be. I mean, Aberdeen seagulls with access to the internet is a concept that will haunt my nightmares.

whereintheworldisalyssa:

swagbat:

i want to meet him

$50 says he’s from aberdeen

He better not be. I mean, Aberdeen seagulls with access to the internet is a concept that will haunt my nightmares.

aberdeen seagulls they're huge and vicious and will attack you in the face to make you drop food

psych2go:

It’s said that 90% of people will see the same word first. Don’t cheat! Type the first 3 words you see in the comments and then look and see what everyone else saw!

psych2go:

It’s said that 90% of people will see the same word first. Don’t cheat! Type the first 3 words you see in the comments and then look and see what everyone else saw!

(via pterawaters)

intelligence freedom power today we learnt that for some reason jormy looks at the bottom of wordsearches first go figure