lizmidousuji:

sorry but its fact that haters are jealous because kin are lovely and cute and fantastic.

otherkin therian darael fight me on this haters never yet met a kin who wasn't awesome

thesecondbird:

forevergrilo:

niledork:

wholetyouinhere:

cozynoon:

Never forget that you are the protagonist of your own story

and the antagonist of someone else’s!

And a possible love interest in some other peoples! 0u0

This might just be the single most inspiration thing I have ever seen on the internet.

You are also a supporting character to a lots of people’s stories. You might even be the kind stranger who unintentionally turns someone’s life around for the better.

I am the antagonist of everyone’s story. Including my own.

(via ladyshinga)

YO. BITCHES. WORLDCHANGE IS UP.

GO GET YO’ BENDING ON

roleplayedingly rpd you'll never guess what the world is

copperbadge:

theactualcluegirl:

emmagrant01:

moonblossom:

kmaryarty:

persian-slipper:

camwyn:

perspicaciousembroiderist:

voodoo-tiki:

Oh great, I’m an MNU bureaucrat. Or a prawn.

I’m the village witch! I get to fly around on a broom and have a smart-alek black cat for my best friend!

I’m a small-town frontier sheriff. In a town populated mostly by lizards, rodents, and other various desert creatures.

I’m Captain America.
…
Well, shit.

A young peasant maid working in the house of painter, to become his talented assistant and the model for one of his most famous works.

A mutant.

I’m five plucky talking golden retriever puppies, then.

Oh fuck… the last movie I watched was Snowpiercer. So I guess I have to be the one to nut the naked Emperor, get my friends killed, destroy the world as we know it, and die for the cause now. Um… you’re welcome?(@copperbadge, I blame you.) (Again.) (Still)

HAHAHAHAHA do documentaries count, because if so I’m John motherFucking Kennedy. (It was a very biased documentary.)

Brilliant. I’m a prostitute.
Not that there’s anything wrong with being a prostitute, but I didn’t even like Pretty Woman.

copperbadge:

theactualcluegirl:

emmagrant01:

moonblossom:

kmaryarty:

persian-slipper:

camwyn:

perspicaciousembroiderist:

voodoo-tiki:

Oh great, I’m an MNU bureaucrat. Or a prawn.

I’m the village witch! I get to fly around on a broom and have a smart-alek black cat for my best friend!

I’m a small-town frontier sheriff. In a town populated mostly by lizards, rodents, and other various desert creatures.

I’m Captain America.

Well, shit.

A young peasant maid working in the house of painter, to become his talented assistant and the model for one of his most famous works.

A mutant.

I’m five plucky talking golden retriever puppies, then.

Oh fuck… the last movie I watched was Snowpiercer. So I guess I have to be the one to nut the naked Emperor, get my friends killed, destroy the world as we know it, and die for the cause now. Um… you’re welcome?
(@copperbadge, I blame you.) (Again.) (Still)

HAHAHAHAHA do documentaries count, because if so I’m John motherFucking Kennedy. (It was a very biased documentary.)

Brilliant. I’m a prostitute.

Not that there’s anything wrong with being a prostitute, but I didn’t even like Pretty Woman.

(Source: astroextensionist)

can i be the ambiguously rich guy instead? mmm delicious unethically obtained money

tharook said: What OC(s) are you wanting questions for?

Is “Any or all” an acceptable answer?

(do not send me questions for all of them because I have a millionty one, but I honestly forget which OCs my followers know about)

barkentin:

Because we all love inappropriate questions about our OCs.

(via tharook)

ooh yes come at me

swimminghuman said: I listen to welcome to night vale, it's really calming and can lull you into a state of being that is nice when you're in a crazy amount of pain Wishing you love and spoons

Thanks.

I’ve tried that, and also other spoken-word recordings (Beowulf is good sometimes. Hella violent, obviously, but rhythmic and engaging and, on my CD set at least, spoken in Seamus Heaney’s smooth Irish brogue), but I find the problem is that a. I focus too hard on plot and then can’t get to sleep because of that, and with WTNV, b. the only way I have to listen to it requires me to have a computer on, which is kind of disruptive.

Although it occurs to me that my current computer turns off the screen without hibernating, so maybe it is worth trying again…

Either way, thanks for the advice. <3

fiftyshadesofsnark:

Okay, so I just started watching Pretty Woman (insomnia leads to me watching a lot of movies-that-really-aren’t-my-scene-but-are-cultural-milestones, which also explains why I haven’t seen it before)

and holy shit

E.L. James is not even a subtle plagiarist. Whole lines, whole scenes lifted wholesale. The ordering everything on the breakfast menu? Pretty Woman. The playing-piano-then-the-woman-comes-in-and-we-allude-to-tragic-past scene? Pretty Woman. Allusions to not enjoying the marvellous view? Pretty Woman.

So in conclusion, Christian Grey’s entire character, half his arc, and several of his lines are a blend of Edward from Twilight, Edward from Secretary, and Edward from Pretty Woman. Hey, what is with the name Edward in trashy romances, anyway?

Like, I can’t even focus on the film any more. So much stuff just keeps jumping out at me as stuff E.L. James blatantly plagiarised… and plagiarised from a seminal if not very good film, at that. Why does nobody tell me these things?

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(I also really did not enjoy Pretty Woman)

(and I still can’t sleep)

50 shades of grey pretty woman plagiarism the things i learn when i'm in agonising pain and incapable of lying still reblogging myself because why the fuck not