mylifeinlaughs:

miraclefucknut:

  • download something
  • put it on a DvD
  • sell it
  • make profit

not what most of us do:

  • download something
  • like it
  • go out and buy it
  • give money to rich people 
  • having a peg leg
  • wearing an eyepatch
  • keeping your pet parrot on your shoulder
  • referring to your vessel with feminine pronouns
  • roaming the seven seas pillaging for profit
  • having an emotional love affair with the sea and its figurative freedom that eventually drives you to utter insanity

(Source: ussjaeger, via roxisangel)

pirates piracy hee